Trapping Season

When someone purposely tries to impregnate, or get pregnant in order to trap someone.

Im poking holes in the condom... Why? cuz it's Trapping Season!

by sweetgrassnyc November 13, 2011

Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021

Seasoning

Shit white folk cant eat but claim they can because they were feeling sassy after eating a lightly salted lays chip a week ago

Some white kid: oh boy time for seasoning!
Mom: oh dont put to much season on there billy!
Some white kid: theres never to much salt mom!

by Bihwhat June 23, 2018

seasonedf1

The dogs bollocks when it when comes to F1 forums

We like having a good ole banter about Ralf's amazing pink scooter, and the odd chat about Schumacher's crazily big chin

by irvio_da_swervio November 6, 2004

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011

Cuddle season

cuddle season is the best season to find that person you have been waiting for and cuddle for the whole month, make yourself happy in the month of December the cuddling will make them want to participate in DDD/destroy dick december. Girls love cuddling so go get her while you can dude

boy: hey girl it’s cuddle season wanna be my cuddle buddy?
girl: hell yeah, i’ve been waiting for a dude that wants to cuddle!!

by ᔕᴀ𝐧𝕒 December 1, 2019

Cupping season

The season of cold weather where women warm their hands by cupping the testicles of a man.

It’s cupping season and I left my husband in the car.

by SacramentoProductions December 5, 2020