Dress your salad

When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.

1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.

2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"

by Murderous Apple January 20, 2010

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

salad

a hamburger without the bun, patty, and all the condiments

i want a salad but all i have is this stupid burger.

by yoyohahayohahaha June 2, 2005

Salad Cream

An English person. Referring to the pale complexion of the tan-less people in the sunless country that is England.
could also be "Bloody" Salad Cream.

A mocking gesture.

person 1 "So, how about those English?"

person 2 "BLOODY SALAD CREAAAM"

person 1 *lmao* "salad cream"

by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

salad soup

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.

I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

Naked Salad

A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.

When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007