rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."

Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.

by BTNJ August 30, 2008

rugger hugger

girls who have no idea about the sport but join the womens rugby team just so they can go to the after parties with the guys and hopefully get drunk enough to make out with one or two of them.

that girl is a rugger hugger, i mean just look at what she is wearing

by sAnDi*4* February 11, 2006

Runner

Typically found on college campuses. A runner is an individual who spontaneously takes of in a wild gallop for no apparent reason. This individual can most commonly be seen in the late hours of the evening when few people are outside.

I was walking with my girlfriend last night and a runner came down the sidewalk. After stopping in the middle of the walk, she proceeded to round the corner and fall.

by A Concerned Streak October 11, 2004

Rangers FC

Rangers fc is a Scottish football team that are zombies no they do not have 55 league titles as the were refounded in 2012 after getting liquified and dying so no rangers fc haven’t got 55 as it has not been 55 years since 55

Rangers fc are zombies

by Undergroundvr March 21, 2022

rutgers

public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.

why the fuck did i decide to go to rutgers?

by The Big W February 16, 2008

Ringer

Someone whos life revolves soulfully around Lord Of The Rings; the best movie ever. They have seen each movie well over 100 times and knows every line. Ringers can often be found quoting the movie/book in real life conversations.
Ringers will colect anything that has Lord Of The Rings on it even if it is a tag off the back of their shirt.

friend: my life sucks. i have no reason left to live.
ringer: there's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for.
friend: ...

by Rider Of Rohan October 8, 2005