Roasting garlic

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.

2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.

1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.

2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.

3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.

by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020

Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible

Its finally roast your parents month!

by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020

Rub the Roast

A sexual activity, the process of dry humping rather than engaging in full on intercourse.

She didn't want to go all the way so she suggested that we rub the roast instead.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

Roast Punkin

Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.

Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”

“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”

by Ratfdogsandbox May 29, 2023