description of a redneck:
white, closed minded reich wing conservative, religious fundamentalist freaks, racists, hypocrites, homophobic, 99.9% of their diet consists of "protein" like deer, beef, pigs, chickens which they kill and slaughter on a daily basis. they collect big guns and drives a bigass pickup truck to compensate for something lacking. they also wear plaid shirts and boots while sleeping, and they only shower once every few months.
white, closed minded reich wing conservative, religious fundamentalist freaks, racists, hypocrites, homophobic, 99.9% of their diet consists of "protein" like deer, beef, pigs, chickens which they kill and slaughter on a daily basis. they collect big guns and drives a bigass pickup truck to compensate for something lacking. they also wear plaid shirts and boots while sleeping, and they only shower once every few months.
typical rednecks:
great big trucks, great big dogs, great big guns..
small little trailer park homes, small little minds, small little...
great big trucks, great big dogs, great big guns..
small little trailer park homes, small little minds, small little...
by Hancock23432434534534 February 15, 2013
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a type of redneck religion created by a smart person of the age 4..larry the cable guy is our pope/precher
1. do you have the rednecktheologin bible yet?
2. Why ain't u drinking tonight billy joe? aww man the preacher said i had to save the budweiser for chruch tomorrow. aw damn man that suck..yeah but he said he'd call in the strippers and i got lucky one of thems my sister!!!
2. Why ain't u drinking tonight billy joe? aww man the preacher said i had to save the budweiser for chruch tomorrow. aw damn man that suck..yeah but he said he'd call in the strippers and i got lucky one of thems my sister!!!
by Christine and Ashley June 12, 2005
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a redneck isnt someone from texas or alabama cause theyrs niggers there to
its hard to describe a redneck but most of em drive big muddy trucks or lawn mowers
they ussaly have greasy or calused hands they wear overalls or wranglers with boots and ussaylly wear camo
they talk with a real southern accent we call it a "southern drawl" they kill any kind of animal and ussauyly eat it
a redneck isnt someone from texas or alabama cause theyrs niggers there to
its hard to describe a redneck but most of em drive big muddy trucks or lawn mowers
they ussaly have greasy or calused hands they wear overalls or wranglers with boots and ussaylly wear camo
they talk with a real southern accent we call it a "southern drawl" they kill any kind of animal and ussauyly eat it
by wylieredneck March 10, 2009
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by obey17 March 6, 2010
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Get the Redneck mug.The cognitive process in which an individual of lesser intelligence (often residing in the southern United States of America), pieces together two unrelated or otherwise illogical statements into a "Redneck Logic" equation.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Often leaves those who overhear it confused and questioning the validity of the statement. However, as dictated by Redneck Law, the statement is required to make sense, however little, and must be deliberately obscure to fool the "uneducated masses".
Some, if not all Republicans follow Redneck Math Logic.
Tucker: Hey man, who are you?
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
Cletus: If I ain't you, you ain't me. I am me though.
Tucker: Stop it with your goddamn fancy Redneck Math Logic. You know I ain't got no schoolin'.
by Silthers May 18, 2012
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