(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006
Get the monkey punchmug. The act of performing a punch resembling that of Captain Falcon (Of the F-Zero Series) to give a pregnant woman an abortion (Usually a surprise or unwanted one). It is accompanied by yelling "Falcon Punch!" as you throw your fist.
Woman: Oh, hello there.
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~
Friend: *Grabs woman from behind, holding her still*
You: FALCON PUNCH!
~Works every time~
by UchihaNoChikara December 30, 2008
Get the Falcon Punchmug. To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.
Often results in a bagel.
Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.
That asshole.
That asshole.
by JiggaloG March 12, 2008
Get the donkey punchmug. The act of playing Halo Reach online on a team slayer, aquiring a magnum or any other pistol, and meleing an enemy player from behind, resulting in an assassination animation.
if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.
if done correctly you should see the player's left hand punch the enemy in the back of the head, then a badass knife kill.
Tim: FRICKING CAMPERS!!!!!!!!
Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...
and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!
Sam: God! i know right! theyre ev-- Wait...
and DONKEY PUNCH!!!! haha! jackass!
by Mr. Snuggles!!>:( October 21, 2010
Get the Donkey Punch!mug. A punch to the back of the head or neck. The punch is delivered during anal sex. The purpose of the donkey punch is to cause the recipient's anus to clench tightly on the puncher's penis, thereby enhancing the puncher's sexual gratification. See donkey blow
"Just as I was about to bust, I gave that bitch a donkey punch. I came so hard, I almost passed out."
by tony608 November 5, 2008
Get the donkey punchmug. Oh your trying to apologize to me? Ok...Now I'm going to sucker punch you because I am probably going to lose.
by Hawkspurm September 19, 2011
Get the Sucker Punchmug. The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit July 20, 2008
Get the donkey punchmug.