To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly

1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."

by Flute 6 September 2, 2009

Pulling A Broghan

Threatening to shoot someone, writing a detailed plan, and then getting arrested for two years on a charge of conspiracy to commit first degree murder.

Dio: "Oh, Jotaro, you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."

by yeeyooweewoo October 22, 2019

pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does.

"Sage just pulled a sage again." "Wow they're so pulling a sage right now."

by kayoriko November 18, 2021

Pulled An Andrej

Where someone will retreat during battle to achieve a unfair advantage

*Enemy runs away*
Joe: They are about to die, I will chase them
*Enemy comes back with full health*
Joe: He pulled an Andrej

by Pulled An Andrej February 21, 2021

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Pulling a Loza

When you ghost someone for no reason

Friend: Bro where your home at?
Me: mf is Pulling a Loza

by Anfilozabot June 2, 2022