prima fry

Perma-Fried's version of... well... perma-fried.

"heheheheeh prima fried!!!

by Tim Wochomurka August 31, 2004

prima cacatus

Literally, "first defecation." The act of taking the first dump in a toilet since it was last cleaned, particularly at one's workplace or other public restroom. Prima cacatus typically results in a surprised sense of joy that no one else's ass has touched the seat that day.

Nothing makes me happier on a Monday morning than finding out I get prima cacatus in the men's room.

by IKE60 February 13, 2019

primary digits

The phone number a person expects friends and family to use.

I need to make sure you have my primary digits. I don't want to get all calls from you on my cellular.

by Paul August 23, 2004

priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard

Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.

by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011

primal

1. Something proper real.

2. A bit harsh, really isn't it.

1. keeping it primal up in here, yo.

2.man, thats some primal sheeit.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2005

Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park

Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008