Undercover Potato

A potato on a mission
(please publish)

"Wait, you're the undercover potato!" screamed the kittens.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

meh the potato

meh the potato is a

short person in youtube

1. meh the potato is 4 foot lmao
2. she is doe

by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 5, 2020

mouldy potato

Pussy destroyer ;)

"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"

by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

Potato 🥔

The One that got away 😥

Where's my potato 🥔?

by LxstLøve 999 February 14, 2022

potato pro

someone who is a profoessional at screwing potatoes.

look at the way he holds that potato, he is such a potato pro.

by scooter wilson June 19, 2010

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

coco the potato

Coco the potato is a famous puppy that is 7 months old right now. he is a potato. yeah that's all

Coco the potato is a dog

by the human named me September 26, 2021