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Pocket Porn

Porn or Nude photos stored to your mobile device
You would not believe all the pocket porn Alissa has!
by hushhushtech December 9, 2013
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Pub pocket

The loose change that accumulates in your wallet during a night out on the town because its easier to pay with notes, rather than count out coins.
my pants are falling down from all the pub pocket.
by fgl January 19, 2005
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Crotch Pocket

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.
He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 6, 2010
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potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.
God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.
by jk_actually February 27, 2011
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yeast pocket

Can refer to the vagina of a woman who is either unhygienic or chooses to engage in sexual intercourse with unhygienic men, leading one to think her vagina is likely to have a yeast infection.
After a few beers that yeast pocket by the bar wasn't looking half bad.
by theCJH May 31, 2014
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Cosmic Pocket Brownie

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.
"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."
by Mr. Unplugged August 27, 2020
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Emmett Hot Pocket

The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.
"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"

"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
by KMP4 April 6, 2014
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