Similar to a whipping boy. When nature calls, you simply urinate on this person and they proceed to a lavatory to ring out their piss-drenched clothes. This saves you a trip to the bathroom.
by micah September 16, 2008
A phrase used when you are leaving with no intention of returning. Also used in abandoning a situation, person, or group of people without giving a reason or explanation.
by Kanninto July 07, 2009
Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
by etip January 27, 2012
When your so pissed off, it surpasses, beyond belief to the point where others cannot believe how pissed off you are. If Royally pissed means your pissed off beyond what you can believe. Then Imperially Pissed, means, your so pissed off others cannot believe it.
His Imperial Highness, Aerick Lux, is so pissed off others cannot believe, such hatred can be achieved, He is Royal, but his anger, brings to a level of Imperialness that simply cannot be beleived even when witnessed. He is Imperially Pissed off.
by Aerick Lux Star Emperor December 08, 2013
If you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in!
by DarqMage May 12, 2008
An outdoor piss taken (normally in the cold winter months) right after getting a blow job, whereby you walk with your pants around your ankles towards the nearest tree for the “after piss” This walking motion resembles that of a penguin, hence the “Penguin Piss”
Hey Marty, did you see Roger last night? Right after Sue sucked him off he had an immediate Penguin Piss situation
by Big Bing Theory January 07, 2011
Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.
This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.
by LesG June 25, 2018