Butt Pirate 

Someone who plunders butts.

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower or you'll get your butt plundered by a butt pirate.

Butt Pirate by zd18 February 14, 2009

Butt pirate 

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

Butt pirate by Derfigan Maximus November 22, 2009

butt pirate 

A man or boy who loves another man's butt, and wants to 'get in that.'

Chris is a butt pirate!

butt pirate by abigail March 23, 2005

Stinky Pirate 

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

Stinky Pirate by Fantom January 18, 2006

Nasty Pirate 

When you explode your cannon-fire in a girl's eye and she covers it up with her hand like an eyepatch and lets out a hardy "ARRRRGH!!!".

After watching the Pirates of the Carribean movie, I was in the mood to role-play and decided to give my girl the Nasty Pirate.

Nasty Pirate by J.W.S. September 21, 2006

The One Eyed Pirate

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

The One Eyed Pirate by LTrain23 September 5, 2008

Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

Lane pirate by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008