Paperhanger

A Counterfeiter. Not necessarily an individual who specializes in counterfeit money, but moreover an individual who specializes in screwing an established system due to counterfeit documents.

Back in the 40's my grandfather was one of the nation's largest paperhangers.

by Michael Black May 19, 2006

sudanese paperboy

the act of throwing feces at one or more individuals during sexual activity.

dude, my new girlfriend is a coprophile. i'm totally going to give her a sudanese paperboy.

by meowihasface August 9, 2010

big face paper guy

a loser who doesn't know he/she is a loser.

"Dana, you are such a big face paper guy."

by Lizzie K. December 14, 2007

A piece of paper with a star on it

Protects you from the boogie man.

And everything else imaginable.

Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my piece of paper with a star on it!!??!?!?

OH no SYLAR!! QUICK, someone draw a piece of paper with a star on it!!!

by Skyancez March 27, 2008

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

by Plumbob November 15, 2013

pampering

Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.

Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.

by PumaTales November 28, 2017

that paper

College degree or diploma.

He went to college and got that paper.

by DrNunya May 21, 2018