by gmg2011 October 3, 2008
Get the paper mug.When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
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Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
by ChrisD June 11, 2006
Get the eat my ass paper mug."You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."
by Pissbird December 31, 2006
Get the paper mug.The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
Get the Paper Maché mug.A term for someone who is reluctant to do as you tell them. The term can be used if the person is scared of doing something or if he has no excuse.
"Come on go talk to her, don't be such a paper."
"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."
"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."
by dr.term February 1, 2009
Get the Paper mug.An endearing way of calling someone fat
- usually a cute chubby person or sometimes just someone who is morbidly obese
- comes from spanish word: papas fritas meaning frech fries. A Papas is usually a daily consumer of his or her namesake
- usually a cute chubby person or sometimes just someone who is morbidly obese
- comes from spanish word: papas fritas meaning frech fries. A Papas is usually a daily consumer of his or her namesake
"Look at Samantha's tummy hanging out of her dress, what a Papas"
" Did you see that man?? He couldnt even fit in the door, such a Papas!!"
" Did you see that man?? He couldnt even fit in the door, such a Papas!!"
by PapasGirl December 23, 2008
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