orgasm amnesia

To get an orgasm in case you lose your memory because of the enormous throw off

I'm sorry. I can't remember your name because of the orgasm amnesia.

by DanTheBanan October 10, 2017

grass orgasm

An orgasm you get seeing something peel off the grass leaving smoothed, usually dead grass.

Person 1: *peels bricks from grass*
Person 2: Oh man, that's giving me a grass orgasm!

by HannahTheFanta August 10, 2016

Orgasm

To shoot out kids of your jack 'o' lantern

I shot my kids out of my jack 'o' lantern when I orgasmed

by Ashtonmaypepe August 22, 2022

Orgasm

Not real

That woman faked her orgasm

by Redneack joe August 11, 2022

orgasm

uhm i don't know... i'm a girl

becky: i totally had to fake that orgasm with kyle last night. can't believe he didn't realise

by anonymous kale May 29, 2021

clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈

clitoral fart orgasm go brrrrrrrr

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"

Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else

by QuacksO January 23, 2022