Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack

An STD ridden vagina.
“Hey dude how was it?” “Never doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack
by CR1M1NAL7244 September 05, 2020
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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step
by skrill monkey March 25, 2007
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Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.
by pinkussbunion July 14, 2006
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A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance
His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
by jazzyd August 11, 2008
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Buckets o crabs

Used to express extreme awesomeness, happiness, joy, or any other positive feeling x100 000. Is also a congradulatory expression, and the exact opposite of Bunk house. Buckets o crabs is also related to Buckets o fun (a positive feeling x10 000)
Dude1: Man, I just laid the swedish bikini team!
Dude2: Buckets o crabs!!!
Dude1: And your mom! Hahaha!
Dude2: Totally bunkhouse man!
by ASIS & MIT May 08, 2006
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