Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.

Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.

by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012

Bro Whisper

When two or more men, usually close friends, engage in a heart-to-heart conversation in which they reveal their deepest admirations for one another, but can only admit them under their breath and whispering due to a reluctance to show emotional openness or weakness.

“I... I love you, man.”

“Nice Bro Whisper, dude.”

by Carnefice June 7, 2018

belltower bro

One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.

Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.

by Jet595 December 28, 2010

Background bro

A bro that is always at a party but never seems to get in on drinking games or other party activities. He can be seen casually sipping at his beer whilst chilling from a distance or adding the occasional chuckle and/or witty comment. They are very rarely seen alone, usually in groups of 2 or 3 so as to seem like they are having fun. Can also be abbreviated to BGB.

Yeah guys I'm out this time, I'll just background bro it.

Yo get in on this kegstand, don't be such a background bro!

by Ginosnipe16 January 31, 2010

funny, bro

Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.

A: What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
B: Funny, bro.

by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021

Sausage Bros

Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.

We should go hang with the Sausage Bros tonight. I heard they have big crispy sausages.

by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017

Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")

Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."

by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010