bro door

a barrier of privacy that a close friend will provide at a time when there is no bathroom door available. typically needed at shitty rundown bars where bathrooms and stalls lack anything close to a functioning door

"hey i need to fucking shit but there's no door on the stall, give me a bro door!"

"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."

by chadbrochill44 May 02, 2010

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Bro opera

A soap opera that a guy can justify watching. Something that is based on something that men can relate to, without realizing they are watching a soap opera

Sons of Anarchy is a real bro opera, that me and all the guys talk about at work

by Bonesvette September 29, 2010

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Tinder Bro

Bros that help each other score on Tinder by providing background information about girls they have previously matched with and help prevent each other from incidentally becoming Eskimo Brothers.

My Tinder Bro saved me a lot of time by letting me know this Tinderella was a prude

by Jor Dan G October 17, 2014

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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.

Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"

by MegaGabe September 28, 2013

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skatt bros

The best band ever. They are more macho then the village people and more versatile than Elton John. If you like mustaches, Cowboys, and prolapsed anuses then you like the skatt bros

I was listening to the skatt bros while I did some some squats and I totally got wood

by sailoandlula January 15, 2014

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