Top Waffler

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀
U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler
by SudaniMelon February 03, 2019
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Topping The Sundae

The (possibly sexual) act of vomiting on a partner's genitals. Usually an accident, and always played off as one.
by Bud Mutt March 31, 2013
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TOP G

Top G, a top g is someone who is a BOSS and someone who does not give a fuck about cheap people, TOP G is a person who gets layed when he wants and where he wants he is a multi Hundred millionaire, LIKE MAHER SUIIIII
A top g example is Maher Gaye’s
by SUIUIUIIIII January 11, 2023
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Top set

In a secondary school, there are sometimes these things called sets. these are when the year groups are divided into classes based on there score on their entrance exam (and so, their intelligence).
The top set is supposed to be the most intelligent people in the year.

Now I've cleared that up, top set is the people whose mums bribed the teachers.
"How many genuinely intelligent people are there in top set?"
"Three."
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Mascara-Tops

A woman who wears way too much makeup.
Did you see that chick? She looked fake as hell.

Yeah, dude. She's a Mascara-Tops
by brbrown1988 February 26, 2013
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Top Pops

Overly excited, hyper, and full of queerness. Often assosiated with gay autistic men.
Calm down buddy, don't be a top pops!
by rottenkidneystone July 07, 2023
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top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard
Your mum's a right top jockey
by Shagass September 07, 2017
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