30th October

Preparation for Halloween. The day that June born babies are made

Husband: It's the 30th October so it's Halloween tomorrow
Wife:Yeah, let's put the decorations up then have some fun

by ItzCartaJoe October 30, 2019

October 10

Is a beautiful smart girl who love to dance likes to have fun and is never afraid to be her self

Boy: you sure you want to do this

Girl: YES I’m not afraid to yell suck on a pencil

Boy: 😂 o-okay

Boy: you are an October 10th girl
Girl: I know right🥰

by Glue sticks and paper October 30, 2019

October 21

Eat pussy day

The day any man can enjoy a pretty girls pussy

Let me eat your pussy because it’s October 21

by Black is the new Chang October 12, 2019

October 27

October 27th isn’t just an ordinary day, it’s a special day. For October 27th is National Get Your Dick Sucked Day! That’s right, if you see anyone you’ve been eyeing down for a while on October 27th, if you call them out, they have to suck your dick!

Brother: Man, is it October 27th yet?
Step Sis: No, why?
Brother: Oh no reason.

by chasefuckingcorbett October 14, 2019

October 16th

National trampoline party day,

Grab your thickest friends and have a blast bouncing on a trampoline.

Hey you Matt it’s October 16th, go get Rebecca and Haley we about to have a party😏

by Hoodharry October 13, 2019

October 22nd

The day where you get to give your crush a kiss!!

I can’t wait to hug my crush today!
It’s October 22nd..you know what that means

by Mynameisjoemama October 19, 2019

October 19th

Is national ask your crush out day!

HEY! October 19th is ask your crush out day

by The sksksk🌸☁️Oop October 17, 2019