Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

coke enema

The act of cleaning shit out of an ass with Coca-Cola, typically before anal sex or solo play

My insides feel so sticky. It must of been that coke enema.

by SonomaLife June 7, 2025

Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.

"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."

by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024

Coke

A liquid sold to millions yearly all around the world.

Person: Can I have have Coke?
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*

by Flicderist I know it is dead July 29, 2020

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

8 Ball of Coke

(1) 3.5 grams of powdered cocaine.

(2) The action of quite literally drinking a billiard ball filled with Coca-Cola. Created by the Friday Night Funkin' mod, "Jeffy's Endless Aethos."

(1) I HAD AN 8 BALL OF COKE, AND I'M FEELING THE EFFECTS!

(2) I drank an 8 ball of coke today.

by Glitchurr October 10, 2025

Coke Toast

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!

Matt is the best cook of all time! Did you hear about his Coke Toast?

by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023