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Tylenol Muncher

Autistic person (because ONE person in this world thinks Tylenol causes autism)
Shut up Tylenol muncher, I bet your mother had pain while pregnant with you!
by 172 Worms October 5, 2025
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Maine Muncher

When a lesbian sticks cheez its into a gay man’s foreskin, and eats it out of the foreskin.
Yo! Yolanda and Fred just had a Maine Muncher!
by Ichabod Van Doberman May 17, 2025
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Brick Muncher

A man who likes to give vigorous oral sex to another man with a much larger penis than his own, as a way of compensating for his own lack of scrotal mass.
Did you hear about theo and ryan; ryan is such a brick muncher.
by Wiggles____ June 3, 2025
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pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.
"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)
by starcell__ June 25, 2025
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Cunt muncher

The type of guy that stop whatever is happening to shame another guy for not opening a door for a woman. Or type to go easy on a girl in a friendly game of air hockey.
That guy stopped the movie because he saw another guy get a drink and not offer one to a female in the room and said “she’s a guest in your home Marcus, you have to offer her a drink she could be dying of thirst.” What a cunt muncher.
by Jorel June 26, 2025
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Egg Muncher

Egg muncher is a slur used to hurt Asian people typically from Europeans
It’s a egg muncher stay away from him
by Friendlyboy6767 October 13, 2025
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Hummus Muncher

A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.
Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.
by Fudge Cluggins November 3, 2025
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