MUNCH

The definition of MUNCH is a person who is "R00ted" deep within the earth as the "R00ts" intertwine with the underworld. The Tree of "Munch" is an "OAK" and is "Caucasian" to "B00t" The long "Branches" of the tree reach way up into the "stratosphere" where "myth" says they reach "celestial" heights. Someone who is from out of this world would be what we call "Neo" in the "Matrix" not to mention "commando" "Arnold" "Conan The Barbarian" This MUNCH isn't just a stop by and whine and complain about shit while his or her "mates" go for a "smoke" or get a "bite" A MUNCH is a "TABLE" where EVERYONE can come sit and or stand and enjoy the the conversation and most "Importantly" the "FOOD" "NOM NOM"....

Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax

Whoa MUNCH really pulled his shit together for this evening...

Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S

by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022

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Munch

Someone that’s a door mat when it comes to sex.

Or rather someone you can “use” to fulfill your sexual desires and do what u want to without any type of compensation.

Aka a simp in the sheets

I didn’t have to do anything she/he just did everything i wanted in bed and i gave him/her nothing. She’s/He’s a munch

I need a quick get off. I’ll call one of my munchies

by Dexxta007 August 29, 2022

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Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021

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