One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Ya Mudder

An alternative way of the insult 'Your Mother'

'You fat butch!'
'Ya Mudda!'

by Duck_Fucker1138 February 4, 2005

Mudget

Mudget is a fucking midget...

My bother is a 4'2" MUDGET that is fucked up....

by Dude Guy December 29, 2004

Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian men that are less than 4 feet tall, stacked on top of eachother, covered in gravy or maple syrup.

Person 1: Look at that fucking Midget Shortstack
Person 2: Where
Person 1: Watch T-Series

by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019

midge

a nick name for a snuggly hocky player under 5 feet tall

by midge March 9, 2003

Mudgecating

The act of sitting around eating fudge and watching life go by while you chew over everyone else's problems till your existence becomes nothing but a long smudge of unmemorable events.

A derivative of fudge, smudge, and masticating.

Life is for living, not mudgecating in.

After a life of mudgecating she died alone, bitter, and angry with the world.

by Foretold August 21, 2010

mudgey

Friend, Twin, A Brother,Edward

Mudgey Means, Twin, For Most Of The languages And A Good Friend Too

by Mudgey November 2, 2017