Mr Biglesworth

1. a woman's shaved kittie
2. When a woman shaves or waxes her lady parts
3. When a man shaves or waxes a woman's lady parts.

I gave my lady a Mr Biglesworth last weak and it must be growing back because she cant stop scratching her cooch.

by Craig Girard May 23, 2007

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Mr Sir

Friendly nickname that can be used for anyone

Kittix: Mr Sir....
Shanshan: Hello mr sir
Kittix: Hi

by david kitty March 06, 2018

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Mr. Douchebag

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

by Ebic_Duk June 25, 2022

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Mr. Creepies

The overwhelming feeling of depression and self-pity, accompanied by strong feelings of suicide; it is typically caused by an epic hangover or by extreme alcohol withdraw.

I got so shitfaced at the Ravens game, I must keep drinking or else I am going to get Mr. Creepies. I drank so fucking much last night Mr Creepy is definitely going to pay me a visit tomorrow. Ughh, got a gun?!?

by Salty Crocodile March 04, 2011

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Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

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