Mountain Skunk

A mountain skunk refers to a particular type of person that is found at ski and snowboard destinations around the world. They usually have very long, unkept beards with food particles still stuck to them. Mountain skunks are between 16 to 35 years of age, but some have been known to live as long as 50 years. Mountain skunks generally divide their time fairly evenly between smoking weed, drinking, and either skiing or snowboarding. Beyond these recreational activities, mountain skunks do nothing more than eat and occasionally, albeit rarely, bathe. Because of their lack of personal hygiene, mountain skunks usually stink, and this seems to be the origin of the mountain skunk term. It should be noted ski and snowboard destinations have unsuccessfully tried to curb the local mountain skunk populations by steadily increasing their lift ticket prices, but their efforts have been largely unsuccessful. In fact, there are still sizable populations of these creatures at large at most mountain resorts. Mountain skunks will often scoff at and mock most of the well dressed and behaved tourists that frequent their habitats usually calling them "gapers", but people are generally told to ignore them if possible because

talking to them (especially the more feral ones) only gets them more agitated and unruly. Yes, the best policy is to let them drown out their own misery in alcohol drugs and prey that they will be in a better place sooner rather than later.

That mountain skunk over there stinks. Yuck!

by Ski Resort International February 1, 2015

Rocky Mountain steam cleaner

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.

Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.

by D'Nasty January 29, 2006

Candy Mountain

A place where your dreams come true, a place where candy stretches as far as the eye can see, and a place where you get your kidney removed.

Got publicity from the famous Charlie the Unicorn video on youtube.

Unicorn 1:Hey Charlie lets go to Candy Mountain Charlie.
Charlie: What is the prairie on fire.

by Shark Attack 69 September 20, 2009

Tony Montana Complex

Synonyms: Scarface Fever, TMC, Gangsteritis.
Rare illness which causes one to believe and or act like Tony "Scarface" Montana. To put oneselves importance above and before that of all others, to have little or no sense of morals, to pick fights with six year olds, to verbally assault women,etc, all without any signs of remorse or regret.

Anothy Torchia has a terminal case of the Tony Montana Complex.

by Mikey January 16, 2005

University of Montana

Berkely in Montana... with out the education.

I went to the University of Montana, now I smoke weed and live in a studio apartment.

by mreallyaclone January 12, 2006

Wetback Mountain

A skit on the Comedy Central show "Mind of Mencia" spoofing Brokeback Mountain. It starred Carlos Mencia and Mario Lopez playing two mexicans hiding who they are. They escape to the mountain to be true wetbacks.

quote from Wetback Mountain

Mario: Do you think they suspect anything?
Carlos: Nah, They just think we're gay.

by Willie Drake September 29, 2007

hannah montana

one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.

girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune

by SdCharers11 January 16, 2008