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mother's day

1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).

3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?

Guy: A hug.

Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?

Guy: not so much...
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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Mothman

mothman is the one and only for me and most (crypted fuckers) he is perfect in every way
mackenzie: god i loveeeee Mothman

nova: yeah i know
by ilovemothmansdick July 12, 2019
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Mother Hen

Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.
Fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping.
by Applegap May 16, 2019
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Holy Mother of Pearl

this saying has its origins in the 70s love movement and was made really famous by Cheech & Chong in the 80s through their marijuanha films.

It does not mean OMG or awesome. It's a stand-alone phrase, usually preceding the phrase that will describe the object or situation that's freaking you out, blowing you away or leaving you at a loss for words.

It's present tense, denoting something that's actually happening and feels like it is beyond incredible.
Holy mother of pearl! Look at those tender young asses(on the beach);- cops in helicopter shadowing Cheech & Chong.

Holy mother of pearl! That's some serious shit.

Holy mother of pearl! That's one strong fuckin drink.

Holy mother of pearl! Did you see that?(a flying dog playing a guitar and shooting laserbeams from its eyes)

A spaceship appearing over London would leave you speechless, probably only with the ability to utter the words 'holy mother of pearl.'
by Lanos Iceland July 28, 2011
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mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.
Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
by ThePatriot March 29, 2004
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Holy mother of hell

(Walking through the halls of a very crowded school where freshmen feel it's okay to stand in the middle of the hall and make out)

"Holy mother of hell! Move it and get a room!"
by KayKaboom October 1, 2009
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son of a mother

A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and son of a bitch.
A: I just broke your mirror.
B: Son of a Mother!
by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004
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