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Milf

Mother I would like to fuck.usually used to call mothers hot
by Sanktun February 10, 2021
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milf hunter

someone who loves milf and kidnaps them to make them have onlyfans and take all the money they make
by Donald .J Trump March 3, 2021
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MILF

A new definition to MILF: Mother I’d Like (to) Fund. Mothers, whether they gave birth or not; married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we’ll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

The milf is inspiring, setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf ‘s pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO! I am a MILFionnaire and funded awesome moms in the process!
by PINKPTR June 19, 2024
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Milf-ish

A fairly average middle aged women (mother) who isn’t particularly hot but definitely isn’t ugly. Often works jobs such as, hairdressers and bank clerk.
She’s pretty hot but not quite a milf, she’s milf-ish
by Kekepepe November 4, 2021
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milf

it's a joke you milf
by Anymonoymonous November 29, 2022
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Milf

A milf is we’re a blond mid 30 year old female has a fat ass and a tight pussy
Logan’s mom has a milf of a mom
by anonymous May 15, 2022
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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