The phenomenon where Bernie Sanders is
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
actually winning despite being behind in the polls and losing every election. If you add how much birds like him, subtract the super delegates, and multiply it by the amount of energy he has, he secretly has enough delegate support to be President. The Lamestream Media just isn't telling you.
All my friends are voting for him, so he has to win!
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
Dude. That's Bernie Math. He has four delegates.
by John_Garza89 August 28, 2019
Get the Bernie Math mug.An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.
A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.
B: Typical for his kind.
B: Typical for his kind.
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Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."
by helleborine February 25, 2010
Get the meth math mug.The fuzzy-and-funny logic used by female digital natives (who proudly boast about not being born or blessed with the “math gene”) to rationalize why they are getting a pretty good deal as far as their time, money, and convenience are concerned, compared to those who think or act differently from them.
“Girl math” may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”
by Numerati October 7, 2023
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Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don’t multiply
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don’t multiply
Person 1- “dude I totally did high school math with Brittany”
Person 2- “what’s that”
Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”
Person 2- “what’s that”
Person 1- “you read the definition I really don’t need to tell you”
by Imreallydumbokay February 18, 2019
Get the High school math mug.Someone that tries to combine checks at dinner and in the end makes a profit because no one else knows what happened or what logic he used to combine the checks.
Stuart-"we need separate checks"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"
Separate checks come. We all get money together for separate checks
Andy-"no no no, Im gonna combine all of these checks and include the tip so just give me all of yalls money and I'll do the rest."
Zach-"put those f'ing checks down Andy, no one trusts your Marco math"
by Zeek 706 October 30, 2010
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