moist meat

Moist meat an act of trying to cook a hamburger 🍔 the right way to no avail still leaving the meat red and cold on the inside.

Damnit Troy! You made moist meat again?

by Rusty L Shackleford April 29, 2019

Meat Cocktail

A term used when someone sticks their cock in a pile of meat.

Bro, I just made a meat cocktail with that bowel of ground beef over there.

Nice

by Chiggatilo December 12, 2018

meat lockery

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

by Bestine September 28, 2008

anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.

Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.

by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016

Meat Maiden

Female Butcher.

So, She's the local Meat Maiden, eh?

by Soldaat May 2, 2009

meat melt

the act of putting a piece of cheese on your penis, and rubbing it against a pussy, asshole or another penis until the cheese melts.

"I made my mony friend Milton munch my meat melt last Monday."

"I went to costco to buy cheddar for my meat melt party."

"When I saw that she was fat I knew then and there that this was my chance to finally make my meat melt a reality"

by kballs April 17, 2009

Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.

Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.

by G+money September 17, 2014