Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Locker Fap

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.

*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.

by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013

Fart-Locker

The posterior of a female meant to be derogetory as well as vulgar.

Dude! Check the fart-locker on that broad!

by Spanky McNippleTwist January 23, 2009

labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

locked

1) To have down packed
2) Perfection
3) To hold down

How did your performance go?
I had it locked.

For Girls:
I thought I seen your man last night.
Girl, i got him on lock, he dont go out any more.

For men:
How it go last night?
I got that pussy on lock!

by cier June 16, 2010

lock

A shortened version of Warlock, a class in World of Warcraft.

lol, i pwned that lock.

by P1rate February 21, 2005