Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 4, 2010
Get the Lauren Standriffmug. Lauren is an absolutely wonderful girl. A Lauren will have blonde hair that is usually shorter and always a lovely smile. She can be quiet but once you get to know her she will be your best friend forever. She’s got the brains and the beauty. A Lauren is a kind and gentle person and they should be treated as such because that is what they deserve! Laurens are the most unforgettable gals you’ll ever meet. Time that is spent with a Lauren will be cherished for the rest of your life.
Guy 1: Yooo did you see that manic pixie dream girl with the blonde hair drinking a rum and coke at the 19th hole?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! That’s Lauren…she’s awesome
Guy 2: Oh yeah! That’s Lauren…she’s awesome
by superduperbzaffu November 24, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. by dracomalfoyissexy April 11, 2021
Get the Lauren Jmug. A person, usually female, that portrays the characteristics of a lauda (dick). Any person that behaves like a dick is called a Lauren.
The court rejected Amber Heard's bid to throw out Johnny Depp's defamation suit when they realised she was being a Lauren.
by Aaditya Sama and Alolika Chata November 23, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. 
The most handsome guy you'll ever meet with an irresistible charisma. You can't visit Laurens' house without ending up in his bed. However, you won't regret it for even a second.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so attractive, who is he?
Girl 2: Girl, you got a boyfriend, better watch out 'cus that guy is a Laurens.
Girl 2: Girl, you got a boyfriend, better watch out 'cus that guy is a Laurens.
by TheOneAndOnlyTruthOracle May 25, 2018
Get the Laurensmug. Shes pretty cute, always on a live stream of some sort..obsessed with Caleb finn. If she's reading this, she knows I'm talking about her. She really loves Jason, not sure if he loves her back..oh, and uploads random tik toks just because she likes them.
lauren is also known as thotiana
by swearonyourfuckinyeezys July 3, 2019
Get the Laurenmug.