vaginal knot

when you get a cramp in your vagina

i full gourned so hard i got a vaginal knot

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises

My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night

by chops1015 January 16, 2026

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Double fisherman knot

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks

Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!

by Fratrat November 2, 2014

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.

Holy shit, let's do the Gilroy Garlic Knot!

by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019