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Celtic Kevin

The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
by Joefudge April 18, 2009
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kevin

1. n. a person capable of incredible things, someone so indescribably awesome there's only one word to describe them.

2. v. the act of doing something so amazing, you make god himself weep with joy
Famous Kevins: Evel Knievel, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Gandhi, Jesus, Moses, Kevin Spacey.

(hot girls)
Boy, you so kevin last night, I'm gonna make you some waffles.
by hustlin963 February 17, 2009
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Kevin

a guy who has an amazing smile with the most adorable laugh. usually very handsome and has a great style. kevin usually has good hair days everyday even when he doesn't try. He can always make you laugh and he's always willing to listen. a kevin is always fun to hang around with. He has a problem in believing that he is worth something, and he tends to hold onto the past. but through his imperfections, he is an absolutely amazing friend to have by your side. oh and he also gives amazing hugs.
Wow.. I can't believe I have a friend like Kevin. He's so cute!
by lalalalalala25 April 27, 2011
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kevin

a hot, goofy, funny, sexy guy who has amazing singing powers. also likes to feel my leg. yeah, it's kevin from NLT.
kevin is a beast.
by KEVINLOVE. October 4, 2008
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Kevin

A guy whos kinda hard to understand. People judge him easily but hes the type who if you get to know, you'll easily love. He might be tan with brown hair and kinda tall. If you know a Kevin, you should talk to him.
Girl 1: Hey who's that?
Girl 2: That's kevin... hes a freak.
Girl 1: He seems pretty cool. I should get to know him.
by ladygaga4ev1249 January 6, 2010
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kevin smith

Kick ass filmmaker... Made hilarious films such as Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. An Evening Qith Kevin Smith is hilarious; he's an excellent speaker.
Kevin Smith was on Degrassi with Mewes. It was cool. He is the shit. And Smooch my Booty, you confuse me.
by jac and anders May 13, 2005
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kevin smith

He's one of the best writer/director/producers in recent history with Scott Mosier. These two have pumped out several great movies. This is a very simple premise. Kevin Smith makes good movies. He is creative, he writes snappy dialog, and he is funny. From Clerks to Mallrats, from Chasing Amy to Dogma and back again to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back --- his movies are very solid. He's also known as Silent Bob.
Kevin Smith wrote and directed Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005
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