keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

Keep it local

Editing all of the extras out of a story.Abreviatting a story or joke so the listener doesn't become bored or lose interest.

This chick just kept going on and on. I just wanted her to keep it local.

by klize September 5, 2010

bad at keeping time

Skeppy

Skeppy- what do you mean im bad at keeping time
BBH- You are the definition of bad at keeping time

by imalive:) November 30, 2021

Keep Yourself Safe

An alternative to the abbrevation KYS (The term "Kill Yourself"). This is often used to not offend or get censored by the app.

Man, you should Keep Yourself Safe! (Not meant to tell you to commit suicide, only an example.)

by dswqsa895 January 14, 2024

Keep Bign

A short form for “keep but ignore”
Frequently used on apps

“Tell me, Keep Bign or ignore?”

by srpski2064 June 10, 2023

Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022

Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019