The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.
We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
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Josh jump

When playing any of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, you fail to gain more than 3 inches of air from a half-pipe
How are you gonna beat my score if you keep josh-jumping like that?
by The Greg June 10, 2004
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Pulled a Josh

the act of drinking excessively on a school night, then going to school hungover the next morning.
i pulled a Josh last night and now i cant concentrate due to my head being split open.
by Rune February 16, 2005
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Josh Mallinson

A funny, funky, gay and happy dude, who has many a good friend and considers himself to be an 'Acid Raver'.

He DJ's 'Acid House' and is extremely interested in 1980's Synthesized music.

He is a model and icon to his generation.
1 ) 'Doing a Josh Mallinson' : When someone has told a joke or said/done something so funny, you are rolling around on the floor laughing, whilst peeing yourself.

2) As common language : '...Do you know Josh Mallinson? He's a well safe guy!'

3) As Bad Language : '...What the Josh Mallinson Do You Think You Are Doing?!...'

4) As Showing An Example Of HomoSexuality : ' Josh Mallinson Is A Lovely Gay Man.'


by Joshua A.K.A DJ.Moonman September 25, 2008
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hot josh

When one or more men shits on the balls of another man.

A Warm Josh would be if the target has cellophane wrap on his balls and one or more men shit on it.

A Cold Josh is when one or more men poop on glass above the target man's balls.
"I thought I had a "chilli dog" but one or more men shit on my balls, therefore it was a hot josh."

"What did you do last night?"
"Stayed in and had a hot josh party."
by hotjoshness January 29, 2010
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do a Josh

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.
Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!
by ApexB October 04, 2005
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josh dyer

a small rodent rat like thing with a dead trim
ewww what the fuck is that thing

dont worry its just josh dyer
by iSellCrack February 06, 2019
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