John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

by Phil Paulson November 21, 2019

john braun

one of the most hottest mfs to ever walk in an enclosed area

oh look its john braun

by anonymous January 27, 2022

john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018

john clyde

A jock nerd.
Someone who plays ultimate frisbeeand maintains good grades and is good at sewing.

Joe Chu was in love with a john clyde even though he was a lonely nerd. The match would never happen but Joe Chu could always hope.

by Danger noodle 666 February 19, 2017

Ralphy John

the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.

by devlin365 October 23, 2011

John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods

That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.

by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019