Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez November 28, 2015

Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time

yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!

by sheep.boners June 1, 2016

Jim

Another way to talk about a gym by personifying it.

Your best friend which you can visit anytime to get better, bulked up and shredded.

You are feeling down? Go Jim

You want to impress your bros? Go Jim

Your girl left you? Jim always here for you

No excuses, pack your shit and go Jim!

by Jimbroski June 22, 2022

Jim Developer

A developer who is 50 years or older, and is still developing that does not work

Man, when I am his age, i do not want to be a Jim Developer in any company

by Sarahchristine September 17, 2019