"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
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Get the James Corden mug.In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
by Eurohistorian February 7, 2008
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An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :
a:) Being Clinically Obese
b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.
Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.
Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.
Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
These are :
a:) Being Clinically Obese
b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.
Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.
Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.
Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'
Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'
Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'
by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010
Get the James Corden mug.First stated on the Dave Chapelle show On COMEDY Central. The act of Being able to do any thing at any time or Place. Any easy Excuse!
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james charles: omg i love that guy i wanna get him in bed ;))))
tati: james, hes straight.
james charles: doesnt matter im a celebrity
tati: james, hes straight.
james charles: doesnt matter im a celebrity
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Don't make me smile! You and yours are such a james gang.
Don't make me smile! You and yours are such a james gang.
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