Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch
mom: (currently has me inside her)
IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
Dad: i don't care bitch
mom: (currently has me inside her)
IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
by Avlixn July 19, 2023
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
''your mom'' but misspelled
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 06, 2022
by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020