your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019

Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

your mom

your mom is someone who gave birth to you.

Your mom.

by 12345678987654323456789o November 9, 2022

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

your mom

lil bitch who suck my dick every day XDDDDD

I banged your mom yesterday. pleb XDDDD

by Tonnyz May 9, 2018

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

your mom

a joke that is something you prob should not say to your dad

hey man what did you do lastnight?

Your mom.

a common response i use when said to me is
...Your mom.

well my moms dead so that's necrophilia

by umeria March 1, 2022