Lard-ass

1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
by MSF69 March 26, 2007
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Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.
by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003
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Ass Ninny

The ass ninny laughed and laughed as Mencia spit out mexican joke after mexican joke.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
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Narrow ass

An individual who lacks experience, maturity and/or or is deemed wanting. Especially children.
When the street lights come on you better get your narrow ass in the house!
by DiddyBlock July 26, 2015
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Ass Guy

A man who generally favors the female buttocks over everything else. It has one big pro;

It is not uncommon for a woman to have a great butt, but a large swath of women with sexy backsides are either plain looking or not so attractive facially so it makes casual dating easy since they are overall not hot enough to be choosy.
She's probably a 5/10 in the face, but dat ass! Damn! - Ass Guy
by Soul_Driver August 13, 2021
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ass lava

1) The variety of diarrhea one has after the consumption of VERY spicy foods. 2)The end result of eating hot wings with sauce hot enough to burn a hole into the table.
"Matt jumps into someones yard and just lays out some hot ass lava all over their lawn while screaming MORE NAPKINS MORE NAPKINS!"
by Stangman68 June 23, 2006
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Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
by Jayspray May 13, 2018
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