Holy Shitpuffins

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

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Holy gerbil

A furry rodent imported mainly from Russia or Israel which is used by female Arkansas meth heads in a sexual mating ritual inwhich the rodent is inserted into the anal cavity for sexual pleasure normally resulting in fat women screaming OH GOD OH GOD.

Fat Arkansas woman: After I hit the pipe I love using my holy gerbil to enhance my sexual experience.

by BigBrothrMick426 September 25, 2009

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Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

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holy crapazoid

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.

you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

by waynes world from no mans land September 23, 2011

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Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

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