A hetero sexual male who enjoys things usually associated with homosexual men. Unlike metrosexuals however, a half gay man is not flaming.
by Stevepareidolia May 25, 2005
by halfpipeasaurus March 18, 2011
by Rocbroc November 16, 2005
Going to work half cut this morning was terrible, I could barely hold my coffee cup and had a pounding headache.
by dave111223 March 23, 2011
1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.
2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.
3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!
2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.
3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!
by Gonzo December 26, 2003
A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).
Example 1:
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."
Guy 2: En tabarnak
Example 3:
Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."
Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."
by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010
Guy 1: Dude, check that girl out - she's beautiful.
Guy 2: Nah, she's not all that... she's beauti-half.
Guy 2: Nah, she's not all that... she's beauti-half.
by Phillis McDavidson VI February 26, 2011