Holy Trinity

Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn

"Whenever i feel like jerking off, i think of the holy trinity"

by Nuts N. Bolts July 11, 2018

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

holy crapazoid

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.

you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

by waynes world from no mans land September 23, 2011

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

HOLY SHIZ

my two fav words in the English language
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person

sally: "bro did u finish last month's homework"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"

by whatislifeman September 8, 2017

Holy Shitpuffins

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

by NotADamnClue January 31, 2015

Holy cow

When something crazy happens

“I just jumped out the window”
“Holy cow”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019