Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

google bordum

when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.

i have google bordum.......

by Pink Oreo May 17, 2019

Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.

I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

Rage Googling

Rage Googling happens when you are so peeved at something that you start googling to see if there is anyone else out there as peeved as you are…

Rage Googling: to get mad and google to see if other people are mad at the same thing you are

I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!

by _SleepyCat_ June 23, 2022

Google Rat

Google rat is someone in rats united with level 90+. He is also a very cringe simp so don’t talk to him cuz he’ll start simping for you in no time. Boohoo. Hah

Google rat is cringe af

by GoogleRat March 6, 2021

Google Thumper

A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.

"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"

by Quantum Rocket May 18, 2015