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alien goggles

To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.

Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.
by Some Queer Weirdo November 8, 2021
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Gully Goggles Galore

When a man places his nut sack onto the girls eyes and ejaculates into her mouth at the same time. He then pisses in her nose preventing her form breathing while fucking her box.
I just used the Gully goggles Galore on my girl last night
by Lilziv May 19, 2022
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Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018
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treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
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Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.
Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''
by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019
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relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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Goggle Bottom

very naghty word
by willy face master April 28, 2022
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