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Friend Scale 

The friend scale is used to define how good of a friend you are with someone. Once you are in a committed relationship though, you are no longer in the friend scale. The friend scale is as follows:

F1 – First meeting
F2 – Large group hangouts
F3 – Small group hangouts
F4 – Hang out one-on-one
F5 – Dating interest
F6 – Single date plus first kiss
F7 – Made out
F8 – Petting
F9 – Oral
F10 – Sex

F1 – F4 can be anyone of your friends, same sex or not. Two straight guys could consider each other F4’s. Also, each person doesn’t have to share the same friend scale ranking. And example would be that John considers Jane a F5 but Jane only thinks of John as a F4.

It is not necessary to hit each friend number, you may meet someone (F1) but quickly become a F5 without ever haven been F2-F4. F6-F10 are reserved for dating or friends with benefits.
And to define where a friendship is going you can add a + or – afterwards. Such as, if Jane had gone on a date with John and kissed him, but does not intend to date him again, she would think of John as a F6-. A little time would need to go by before she could officially demote him to F5 or lower though. But if the date had gone well, it would be a F6+

Decimal places would be used for situations where it was between two friend scale numbers.

An asterisk(*) could be used to share further information, such as we are friends now but used to date.
After having become F1s on the friend scale with Jane at the party, John look forward to becoming F4s some day.

When Jane got too drunk at the party she quickly took her F4 with John to a F10-, because she was not going to hit that again.
Friend Scale by jsunn December 29, 2009
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friend zone 

The worst place one can possibly be in when they have feelings for someone. It is where the person you are romantically interested in cares about you, but not in a romantic way.
I love my best friend, and she loves me, but only as a friend. I'm in the friend zone.
friend zone by raaaaaaawrzaz March 1, 2009

Friend Price

The price you offer to your friends on good or services that is really is just plain and simple underhanded price gouging.
Squirrel- "Hey I don't collect shoes but I just copped those new super rare Air Jordans that came out today. I know how much you wanted them so I got them for you in your size!"

You- "oh really? Awesome! How much were they? I'll hit you with some extra cash for hooking me up"

Squirrel- "They were $230 but instead of putting them on Ebay and being a dirty re-seller I'll give them to you for the "friend price" of $800..."

You- "... wow, what a great friend..."
Friend Price by Katsuragi January 28, 2008

Friend With Benefits 

basically: he becomes her bitch!!!
no examples needed ;)

friend with benefits

friend stalker 

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.
After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

Friend Zone 

Something you never want to happen to you.
Mike: She just friend zoned me.

Rob: Oh, that sucks.
Friend Zone by HeroOfBowerstone February 9, 2012

Friend Zone 

Probably the worst f**king place on this Earth. Happens normally to caring, nice guys. Girl examples are rare, but not unheard of. In most cases, the guy loves the girl, and cares about her greatly. However, due to this action, today's female will often see this as a friend-like behavior, or not realize the love he has for her. The male does everything for the girl, would always be there for her, and yet the girl doesn't seem to give two shits about his side of the story. He has continually listen to her moan and bitch about her asshole boyfriend, and how she wish she had a caring, nice one. This is normally where the male either excuses himself to go wallow in self pity, or explodes in anger at the female, confessing his love for the girl in the process. In this case, the talk usually ends with "You're a nice, caring guy, but you're more like a friend/brother to me." Which confuses the hell out of the guy, because she was just complaining about wanting a nice, caring boyfriend. All in all, a hell on earth for nice guys.
Girl: Oh my gosh Johnny, I don't understand why Bill is being such an asshole. I wish I could have a nice, caring boyfriend."

(example 1)Nice caring Johnny: "Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday." (Thinks: He could be sitting next to you...) "Hey, but I have to go wallow in self-pity in the friend zone--I mean wash the dishes."

(Example 2)Nice caring Johnny: "Oh my god Katelyn if you really wanted one, I could've been there! I have loved you for a long time, and I always have to hear you bitch about all of your asshole boyfriends, and I'm sick you you coming to me. If you wanted a caring boyfriend, I would gladly have been it. Why not give me a fucking chance?"

Girl: I'm sorry, you're a nice caring guy and all, but you're more like a friend/brother to me."

Nice caring Johnny: "WTF?! You make NO fucking sense bitch!"
Friend Zone by stupidBIOTCH October 22, 2012