When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
Get the Bro taxmug. by PukeOnMe December 25, 2015
Get the Bro or Sismug. a barrier of privacy that a close friend will provide at a time when there is no bathroom door available. typically needed at shitty rundown bars where bathrooms and stalls lack anything close to a functioning door
"hey i need to fucking shit but there's no door on the stall, give me a bro door!"
"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."
"andy just took a fat shit and his bro door almost passed out from it."
by chadbrochill44 May 1, 2010
Get the bro doormug. Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"
Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"
Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"
Guy 2: "No problem"
Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"
Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"
Guy 2: "No problem"
Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
Get the Bro Solidmug. When two or more men, usually close friends, engage in a heart-to-heart conversation in which they reveal their deepest admirations for one another, but can only admit them under their breath and whispering due to a reluctance to show emotional openness or weakness.
by Carnefice June 7, 2018
Get the Bro Whispermug. A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 6, 2021
Get the Douche of brosmug. Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.
by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021
Get the funny, bromug.