bash fire

A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.

"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."

by RunningFool February 17, 2006

Celebrity Fire

When playing beer pong and someone steps in to take a celebrity shot, and he or she being the celebrity shooter proceeds to hit three cups in a row, if given the opportunity from his or her corresponding team, they have reached Celebrity Fire.

Betty was struggling during her game until Stan made 3 celebrity shots in a row reaching Celebrity Fire

by bigboy2233445566 July 31, 2011

tennessee fire hose

when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.

"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."

"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

clown fire

A combination of clown show and dumpster fire. An indication of a situtation where circumstances are completely out of control and only getting worse.

This project is a complete clown fire.

by skebo5150 January 10, 2019

Florida Fire Ant

A sunburned micropenis

Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Trumpster Fire

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 AMERICAN
𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭
when an utterly calamitous or mismanaged situation or occurrence is made worse by poor decisions

"Mobilizing the military to deal with peaceful demonstrations fueled the Trumpster fire"

by Boozedonkey June 6, 2020

Free fire

A battle royale game famous in Asian country got made by a Vietnamese and sell back to Garena with extremely low graphics and some broken features like:
-no gun shaking
-jump out of a vehicle without taking damage
-reloading shotgun by using entry air and more
-no door house (all over the map)

dude 1:Hey man, I got some crazy news

dude 2: what

dude1: some random kid just reference The singer Kapella in free fire by stabbing his friend and turning on music to heal

(base on a true story)

by Ruser March 3, 2022