file

an abreviation of a peodofile

'ur little sis it sexy, i jus wanna do her rite now.'
'WTF u file shes 7!!!'

by hawkstain July 29, 2006

Wrigley Field

A place on the North Side of Chicago where men take the day off work to go look at and hit on girls ten years younger than them while drinking horrible beer at less than modest ball park prices. This is done while the women go to there knowing they will get hit on and thus making themself feel better and maybe they were just meet that cute trader named Josh who will buy them a Mai Tai or Corona after the game at one of the trendy surrounding establishments. A place totally void of originality in character. A few baseball fans are amongst the crowd as well from time to time.

"Hey you get that girls number last night at Wrigley?"
"Yeah man, gonna call her tonight I think. Maybe go out have a few drinks."
"Hey, you remember who won the game?"
"No man, didnt even pay attention."
"Lets call Mark to find out, he must have watched it on TV"

by William Ligue Bartman Jr. October 18, 2004

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007

Filet Mingay

Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation.

"Oh gee, how nice of Bobby to serve us a plate of FILET MINGAY! Nobody eats belgium waffles with sprinkles!"

Preston-"How about I add croûtons with the roast?"
Blake-"I don't think the recipe is to make Filet Mingay"

by ZFP June 14, 2008

fecal file

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

by Nick and Sean March 25, 2004

Justin Fields

Running back for the NFL Chicago Bears

Justin Fields, running back for the Chicago Bears, leads the team in rushing yards.

by Mountain doo do November 6, 2022

Serb-o-file

When someone is obsessed with, Serbia, Serbians, and everything Serbia, from their forests, to their metal music.

Sashquita : "Oh Danni I'm in love with Serbians, they are such awesome people, I spend 6 hours a day on my laptop, talking to Serbians, listening to Serbian metal and watching documentaries about their history"

*Sashquita then spams Danni's facebook wall with Serbian hunks*

Danni: "Sashi you are a Serb-o-file, you are obsessed"

by Vlademirovka January 15, 2013