february 9th 

february 9th is national car sex day

friend one: Yeah me and my girlfriend did it in a car last night!
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?

february 9th by bex🤑the dildohead October 13, 2019

February 14 

National the singles throw rocks at the taken day because they are lonely as CRAP! And because it’s Valentine’s Day and you are all alone and the only person who got you something was your mom.😭

On February 14 2019 Shelby threw a rock at her crush and his gf because they started holding hand and telling each other they loved on another and then she went home and cried!

February 14 by );?&);Shelby-~Rose?6:$7,:! February 11, 2020

February 30th 

See rejection

Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*

February 30th by Intelligence001 June 5, 2016

February 27 

National kick someone day this is a day where you can kick someone anywhere and not get in trouble.

It’s national kick day.”Yay” I love February 27

February 27 by Apriel February 25, 2020

february 4th 

people born on february 4th are special and they most likely have an addiction to The Vampire Diaries.

girl: - I heard she is born on february 4th

boy: - That explains why she is obsessed with TVD

february 4th by sippis May 17, 2020

February 9,2008 

The Most Awesome And Prettiest People are Born on February 9 2008 and that's a fact

Ohh ur born on February 9,2008 that's means ur best person ever

February 9,2008 by LilMoaner November 6, 2020

February 23 

National head day. Any woman has to give you head until you cum and can't stop until you do.

Boy:hey girl it's February 23 yk what that means
Girl: *gets down on knees*

February 23 by kageueoonsgatqgi February 23, 2022